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I’m still alive so don’t worry. I’m just not in a good frame of mind. If it ever decides to co-operate with me again I’ll post the things I want to but for now you’ll just have to be happy knowing that I’m still breathing.

Congratulations to Mendifae, Jes and Alba Guevara!

You guys will all be receiving the Fit & Healthy Weight Management gift pack from Fiber One Yogurt!

An email will be sent out shortly to collect addresses for shipment.

Again, congratulations! I hope you enjoy your free yogurt and gift packs as much as I enjoy mine

Next Giveaway: Wanchai Ferry Frozen Entree & Chinese dinnerware set ~ stay tuned!

Yoplait’s Fiber One Yogurt is a creamy nonfat yogurt packing 50 calories, 5 grams of fiber and 0 grams of fat into each 4oz serving.

Each cup contains fiber equivalent to 20 percent of the recommended daily value and is a good source of calcium and vitamins A and D.

A perfect snack for dieters, people watching their weight, people who need extra fiber in their diet or anyone who loves yogurt but would prefer to lower the calorie count of their cups.

Fiber One Yogurt comes in Strawberry, Peach, Vanilla and Key Lime Pie flavors that have the same delicious taste you expect from Yoplait. You won’t even notice the difference!

If you’d like to try Fiber One Yogurt for yourself I have gift packs like the one pictured above to hand out to three lucky commenters.

The gift pack comes with an insulated two compartment lunch box, 22 ounce cup w/lid, divided bowl w/lid, a coupon for a free four pack of Fiber One yogurt and two multipurpose eating utensils (spoon, fork & knife all in one).

Alternatively you can click here for a free $1.00 coupon.

• Fiber One information, product & gift packs provided by: My BlogSpark. Winners will be contacted via email on August 29th.

The quickest and most efficient way to ditch most, if not all, of your plurk friends & fans is to…

*insert drumroll here*

*smack a cymbal here*

*stub your toe & poke your eye out here*

….

Use private plurks to tell us “good morning” or that your goldfish ‘fluffy’, may he rest in watery peace, has kicked the proverbial bucket and you *gasps* flushed him down the potty.

Unless it’s a secret or some juicy tidbit of breaking news that you only want your near and dear to read…

Don’t fucking spam my timeline with your bullshit non-private content filled, private plurks.

You’d think that this would be common sense but it’s a never-ending, new-age, plague that has us ‘normal’ plurkers ripping our hair out at the roots.. provided we have hair that is, I’m fully aware that bald plurkers exist, I shant exclude you.

Another quick way to lose your fans and friends on plurk.. or anywhere else for that matter, is to plurk, tweet, facebase, mybook, goggledegook the shortest, stupidest snippets you find around the web and expect us to give a damn.

We don’t care if you just ate a cracker. We don’t care if you have runny farts leaking out of your underpants to seep down to your ankles in a semi-opaque chocolaty smear. We don’t care that your spinach is green (no shit Sherlock!) and we do NOT care when, where or if you pluck out your nose hair.

Talking about eating a cracker is fine but you better put more than that. That godforsaken cracker better have teeth and bite back. If we’re lucky it’ll gnaw the tips of your fingers off so you can’t fucking type about it!

And for god’s sake, would you people realize that you don’t need to post a lolcat photo to us every 2.5 seconds?! They aren’t even that fucking funny! That goes for all images and videos. You think you’re sharing when in reality you’re just pissing the rest of us off because our fingers are getting too much of a workout muting your ass.

Mute, mute, mute. I am the mute-o-nator, hear me roar!… or at least read about it in this blog post.

Just in case you’re one of the superturds that pull these stunts, I’mma lay it out in a simple list for ya. Spell this shit out so maybe, just maybe you / they will take the hint and KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!

Superturd Breakdown:

• Only use private plurks when a message needs to be private.
• Don’t post useless snippets. ‘I just ate a cracker’ should be: ‘i just ate a ___ blank ___ cracker, it was delicious, have ya’ll tried them?!’
• Don’t abuse the post button. Sharing is caring but it’s murder when you post photos & videos every 2.5 seconds.
• Quit spamming our timelines!

*snickers* evil lil bastids….

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