I was going to wait until my new camera arrived before making a personal post but it’s taking far too long.

So here I am.

Now.. what do I have to say you ask? Absolutely nothing. I’m just here to ramble and annoy you. But that’s nothing new now is it?

I didn’t think so.

So sit back, read a bit, laugh a lot and let’s see where the words take us today. I will, however, recommend that you keep all appendages safely tucked against your sides as this could be a wild ride as I have no idea what I ‘plan’ on blogging about. More than likely you’ll be safe but it never hurts to take a few precautions now does it?

I must say that you guys got quite lucky tonight. I was sleeping.. peacefully at that, until the wind blew the front doors open.

Apparently mom thought it would be a great idea to unlatch the hook on the right frame and the wind thought it would be great idea to take advantage of mom’s idea and blow both the doors in so hard that they slammed into the wall and broke two of our good pictures.

I don’t know about you but I don’t think it was very nice for the wind to do that. I think the wind should be paid back. First for destroying the pictures and second for disturbing my sleep.

Now how on earth I’m going to achieve this is quite beyond me as everyone knows air holds no substance. At least not any substance I could hold on to. But for the sake of my demented sanity we’ll pretend that air has a holdable substance. And we’ll also pretend that I have superhuman powers that can crush boulders and bend steal.

Not that I plan to bend or crush the wind, heavens no, that would be too easy. I’d much prefer to grab the wind by it’s airial neck and woller it around like a dog with a stuffed toy. I don’t wish to kill it but I do hope to sling it around enough to boggle its senses before I body slam it on the ground it so loves to terrorize.

After all, I can’t be held responsible for the location of any sharp objects protruding from the ground when the slamming occurs now can I? And I certainly can’t be accountable if any said objects rears it’s ugly head to spear my foe either.

*sighs* as if we didn’t have enough holes in our ozone already. But hey, at least the wind will learn to think twice before blowing in my doors.. I mean who does it think it is? The big bad wolf or something?