Some people enjoy the crisp morning air and I’ll readily admit that I love sitting outside in the morning during spring and summer with a hot cup of coffee, just watching the birds fight over food with a gorgeous sunrise for a backdrop…
But when autumn and winter start rolling in, there’s only one thing I can say. Fuck that.
I went outside this morning thinking I was going to enjoy my coffee under the sunrise and damn near froze my nipples right off of my boobies!
I hate cold weather *shivers*
With my recent migraines and the halloween activities over at Gaia Online I went a little lazy with my blog again.
But in my defense, it really isn’t a good idea to blog while in the land of ultracet. While it takes away the migraine and relaxes the body it also puts me in la la land.
The first night I had to take one I sat in my desk chair squeezing a half-full bottle of aquafina water giggling like a kindergartener when someone farts in the lunch line.
The second time I had to take it found me sitting in my grandmother’s recliner digging trash out of my purse and kicking my feet (it’s what us short people do in recliners okay?) while they went on a trip to wal*mart to find some migraine medication that wouldn’t make me act like a two year old on mass amounts of crack.
Warm, fuzzy, floaty, tingly, sleepy.. all those words and more can be used to describe the way ultracet effects me. The only upside was the black and white dots and shooting pain was wiped away for a few hours.
I’m still dealing with the migraines, trying to catch them before they can catch me but it’s a tedious and very un-rewarding process. I’ll deal with them until they go away but I wouldn’t expect too many posts from me during this time as it’s just too hard, and painful, to focus.
A lot of my online friends know that I’ve been wanting to get my eyebrow repeirced and that I was debating about getting my lip peirced for months.. well I finally did it.
Both of them as a matter of fact. I didn’t get my right eyebrow repeirced as I was afraid it’d get ripped out or push out again so I got the left eyebrow peirced and my lower right corner of my lip.
The eyebrow was first because I knew what to expect. I knew the clamp would be the worst part and no pain would be involved but I had no idea how the lip was going to feel and I must say that it was by far the nastiest feeling of my life.
With eyebrow and tongue peircings you feel the first little prick then nothing.. with the lip you feel the first prick and then you can feel the needle dragging through your entire lip. The pain was more than my other peircings (minus my ears, those hurt like a bitch!) but that feeling was enough to raise me up and get me cussing lmao
The peircing lady got freaked out by my tongue ring which was uber funny. She had the needle in her hand and was halfway to my mouth when she stopped, stared and said ‘what the FUCK is in your mouth?!’ lmao Her eyes were so big they about popped out of her head lol
Then she asked a really stupid question, she goes ‘are you ready?’ I said ‘Hell no, but you’re gonna do it anyway’ lmao I will be the first to admit that needle looked seriously evil prior to the peircing. It wasn’t near as bad as I expected it to be but I will never get another lip peircing again.
Even now when the hoop flips over I can feel the metal rotating inside of my lip. It’s a very strange feeling. The one thing I really hate is that my lips are dry and I can’t put any chapstick on until it heals. I’m really getting tired of licking my lips. Maybe it’ll be enough to put some on the other half of my lips but I dunno if I wanna chance it or not.
I’ll probably end up breaking down and doing it but I’ll wait until I can’t stand it any longer.
Now if I can just knock out this cough and the sniffles I’m good to go!
Thanks to Malin a lovely little error in the sidebar has been smeared across the browser screen.
Apparently I deleted a tag when posting my new rss button and didn’t have a clue as the error only occurred in the accursed Internet Explorer.
Lesson #1 to site visitors: webmasters cannot fix what they do not see *nods*
Anywho, I’ve added a few more plugins nothing major or interesting but they should help me with individual post metatags and other tech type stuff which I always hate.
Now on with the life news. I’m pretty sure you guys are tired of reading about my plugins. You probably think I’ll end up turning into one if I don’t control myself.. but that could be fun provided I’m plugged into the right thing 
Hopefully no one will get the bright idea to plug me into an electrical outlet… If that happens you can wave goodbye to this short little webmistress.
Lately my life has been filled to the brim with boredom. You know you’re bored when you put your hair in pigtails and dance around your one bedroom apartment in knee-high toe socks, shorts and a carebear t-shirt.
And yes people, I did do that. Just to have something to do. And just to make it a little more interesting I grabbed the vaccum cleaner and sang along to all the goofy songs I could find on the radio.
I think the highlight of that day was when my mother walked through the door and asked me if I was on crack. I’m normally a quiet person at home so her seeing me in complete goofball mode really astounded her.. and really amused me.
On the plus side I did manage to order six dvd’s for $2.94. All of them horror with the exception of one. You know I’m a die-hard fan of deliciously demented film don’t ya?
Anywho, the list as follows:
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil’s Rejects (seen it before but it goes with 1000 corpses)
Wolf Creek
See No Evil
The Descent
Ultraviolet
That’s enough blood and torture to make Cody cry for a month which is always a great amusement to my sick little mind *grins*
I just hope they don’t take forever and a day to arrive on my doorstep. There’s only so many times I can prance around the house with a vaccum cleaner before it gets redundant. I guess I’ll just have to take some suggestions on what to do with myself when that day arrives.
Any suggestions?
Update
Here’s the list of all the new plugins I’ve installed within the past few days for all the curious george’s out there 
wordpress/another-wordpress-meta-plugin.html” title=”Another wordpress meta plugin”>Another wordpress meta plugin
- Description and keywords for each post, the simple way
WP-Ban
-To kill the spambots and make stealers/copiers cry
Book Reviews
-I read therefore I review, I’ll start once I’m done procrastinating
Dean’s Permalink Migration
-Used to make my links pretty again without losing my pagerank or creating dead ends
No Self Pings
-So I don’t slap myself upside the forehead everytime I post
Feedburner Feed Replacement
-To make all my rss subscribers view and subscribe to the same feeds for easier tracking
Optimal Title
-To fix the pagetitles for better search engine ranking
Simple Tags
-The tags you see at the end of this post
Google Sitemaps”>Google Sitemaps
-Sitemaps made easy for dumbasses like me
Wordpress e-mail notification
-Newsletter to keep you guys up to date when I post
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