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27SepMan faced with up to 1,150 years in prison

The top headline in yesterdays newspaper was Draft man may get up to 1,150 years which I found highly amusing.

While I strongly agree he should serve a life term in prison for his 98 charges of child pornography, a three year old relative of the man, I don’t quite understand how anyone could get 1,150 years in prison.

There have been men known to live to one hundred years of age and a few years older but 1,150 years? Unless they plan to inject him with some unknown longevity serum or turn him into a vampire I highly doubt he’s going to live that long.

What are they going to do, put his corpse on ice and hold it in a special frozen cell until his term is up?

Now I know they have to take the years of each charge and add them together to form a full punishment but wouldn’t it be wiser to simply charge him with a life term instead of this ridiculous 1,150 years? It honestly makes no sense as the man can’t possibly live that long and it makes them sound like complete idiots at the same time.

1,150 years indeed.. they should just hang the bastard from a tree and get it over with. If that offends any of you I’m sorry but I hold no sympathy for killers, rapists, molesters and abusers. If you damage or take a life I’m a firm believer that you automatically forfeit yours.

People are getting away with far too much these days. Living it up in a cell with a warm bed, three hot meals a day, recreation and television and hell even work privileges. It’s a wonder more people don’t commit crimes to shack up in them. If we went back to the old way of doing things for crimes that were life damaging I can guarantee you a lot of the bullshit would stop.

But maybe that’s just me.

in Gossip. 2 Comments

11AprMiracle water turns woman straight?

According to a woman on a televangelist show, a shipment of ‘miracle spring water’ got her off of drugs that she’d been doing for fifteen years, gave her custody of her three ‘grand-babies’ and *gasp* turned her straight.

Now.. I believe in God and a higher power but I don’t believe in televangelism at all. And this woman is a key reason as to why I disbelieve in it and them, etc.

I wasn’t really paying attention to the show until I heard a man’s voice pipe up and say “but the biggest miracle of all stands right here!’. So my head snaps up and my eyes glue themselves to the screen, my ears perk up and I start listening.

I wasn’t really expecting to hear or see anything but a nice middle aged person, dressed in their sunday best calmly giving voice to their trials and tribulations.

What I saw was a middle aged woman but she was far from calm and her clothing was closer to gangster-wear than anything worn in the house of God.

One look at her half-closed, nervously shifting, glazed over eyes was enough to squelch her clean and sober statement. But that wasn’t what really bothered me…

Her last statement of the evening was ‘I was gay all my life and now I’m not gay no more. God has delivered me from the darkness oh lord!’

Since when does God turn people straight for a miracle?

And since when do gay people view their homosexuality as ‘the darkness’? None of my gay or bisexual friends are anything but happy with their sex lives and lives in general.

In any case I found this proclamation very strange, and it was just interesting enough to share.

What do you think about this story and televangelism in general? Is it real, is it fake or is it even possible?

in Gossip, Mental Frustrations, QuickPost and Random Ramblings. 7 Comments

09AprA psycho on Easter.. go figure

Bunny Car Button I hope everyone had a good Easter. Mine was okay except I woke up with massive heartburn and couldn’t stand the thought of eating anything until Easter dinner was over and done with.

Even that was manageable as it’s something I’m used to dealing with (click for more info.) but it was around 10pm when things started to go a little haywire and movie-land-ish…

A few days ago our landlord kicked the woman who lived behind us out. Apparently she wasn’t happy with the decision and decided it would be okay to come get her stuff which was fine, she needed to get it out of there, but what wasn’t okay was knocking holes in the walls, breaking glass and tossing it all over the floor, stopping up all the drains and turning the water on then driving a 4×4 truck in circles through the yard at maximum speed in an attempt to tear up the lawn.

Now I knew this girl had issues, I’d told my mom repeatedly not to associate with her as I knew for a fact that she trafficked drugs in and out of her apartment. But I didn’t think she was this nuts. I swear I’ve never seen anything like it (besides last night) outside of tv shows and movies.

Not knowing what to do my mom called the landlord. I’m pretty sure he heard me cussing in the background and yelling to ‘call the damned cops!’. It took her about 10 minutes on the phone with our landlord for her to figure out I was right and even then it was pointless as a - the landlord lives out of town and couldn’t get here tonight b - the cops around here are slower than molassas on velcro so by the time he arrived she was gone.

I did manage to find a flashlight and some shoes.. which were 3 sizes too small and pinched the crap out of my feet, to trudge through the darkness and cut the water off and lock the door.

So now I get to look forward to talking to our landlord tomorrow/today and pray that he doesn’t want to come inside to talk.. I’m sorry but that man just gives off the wrong feeling. I don’t like him an ounce and I certainly don’t trust him.

On the upside I did make a new button for comotized which can be seen at the top of this post. It’s based off of some cartoon character thing but I can’t remember the name *shrugs*.

I also installed some new wordpress plugins, most of which can be found if you click the comment link and scroll down.

Now you can: sign up for gravatar, subscribe to comments, subscribe to my rss feed (which is a must with me as I’m anything but consistant!) or link back to the post if you found it useful or interesting and love me enough to pass it around.

On another good.. though very odd, note. My sea-monkey tank is overflowing with semi-adult monkeys and there’s a whole horde of teeny tiny baby monkeys swimming around.

Now I know sea-monkeys can reproduce, I’ve had them before but I have never seen sea-monkeys grow this quickly or pop out so many offspring, let alone any offspring this quickly.

If it keeps up this little tank won’t be able to hold them all. I wonder if anyone has ever had a goldfish bowl full of sea-monkeys before?

Now, for those who are curious *cough*malin*cough* here are the names and links of all those spiffy new plugins I mentioned

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I also installed WP AJAX Edit Comments”> WP AJAX Edit Comments but I’m not sure if it works or not yet as I don’t wish to test it with a fake comment by me. Soo, if you comment on this post (which I would love btw) please let me know if it works. Just keep in mind that you have a 30 minute time span so don’t wonder off if you intend to use it

in Artistic Endeavors, Critter kabob, Family Life, Gossip, Mental Frustrations and Updates. 4 Comments

17NovThrow the Pacifier

If you’ve ever been curious about the latest Celebrity Gossip but don’t want to waste your hard earned money purchasing a magazine from your local drug store ‘Damn I’m Cute’ is just the blog you want to see and subscribe too.

Unlike most blogs that have a single post per day or the occasional trio of posts, Damn I’m Cute has tons of new posts almost on a daily basis jam packed with the hottest and juiciest Celebrity Gossip bits you can find.

The only thing I’m not liking about the blog as a whole would be the site name text but with so much content that can be easily overlooked.

I was very happy to see a nip/tuck category, which is my favourite show these days. It was a little dissapointing to see only a single post in the category but with the new season well under way I’m sure it’ll fill out quite nicely given a little time.

The latest scoop of today (November 17th) is the manhandling Angelina Jolie�s bodyguards gave to an infant child. From the headline of the post I’m assuming that this wouldn’t be the first time the barbarians have been questioned about their guarding techniques but since I don’t follow anything related to Brad and Angelina, I honestly couldn’t tell ya. My only opinion is that if the allegations are true someone should take the bodyguards in question and manhandle them a bit to show them how it feels *nods*.

My real question to that post and incident, is how the hell could an infant have posed a threat to miss Jolie? Did it throw a pacifier at her and make cooing noises or did it somehow manage to gain control of the stroller and run her over?

Heavy questions they are, don’t ya think?

in Gossip, Paid Post, Tres Chic and Web Stuff. 0 Comments