The quickest and most efficient way to ditch most, if not all, of your plurk friends & fans is to…
*insert drumroll here*
*smack a cymbal here*
*stub your toe & poke your eye out here*
….
Use private plurks to tell us “good morning” or that your goldfish ‘fluffy’, may he rest in watery peace, has kicked the proverbial bucket and you *gasps* flushed him down the potty.
Unless it’s a secret or some juicy tidbit of breaking news that you only want your near and dear to read…
Don’t fucking spam my timeline with your bullshit non-private content filled, private plurks.
You’d think that this would be common sense but it’s a never-ending, new-age, plague that has us ‘normal’ plurkers ripping our hair out at the roots.. provided we have hair that is, I’m fully aware that bald plurkers exist, I shant exclude you.
Another quick way to lose your fans and friends on plurk.. or anywhere else for that matter, is to plurk, tweet, facebase, mybook, goggledegook the shortest, stupidest snippets you find around the web and expect us to give a damn.
We don’t care if you just ate a cracker. We don’t care if you have runny farts leaking out of your underpants to seep down to your ankles in a semi-opaque chocolaty smear. We don’t care that your spinach is green (no shit Sherlock!) and we do NOT care when, where or if you pluck out your nose hair.
Talking about eating a cracker is fine but you better put more than that. That godforsaken cracker better have teeth and bite back. If we’re lucky it’ll gnaw the tips of your fingers off so you can’t fucking type about it!
And for god’s sake, would you people realize that you don’t need to post a lolcat photo to us every 2.5 seconds?! They aren’t even that fucking funny! That goes for all images and videos. You think you’re sharing when in reality you’re just pissing the rest of us off because our fingers are getting too much of a workout muting your ass.
Mute, mute, mute. I am the mute-o-nator, hear me roar!… or at least read about it in this blog post.
Just in case you’re one of the superturds that pull these stunts, I’mma lay it out in a simple list for ya. Spell this shit out so maybe, just maybe you / they will take the hint and KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!
Superturd Breakdown:
- Only use private plurks when a message needs to be private.
- Don’t post useless snippets. ‘I just ate a cracker’ should be: ‘i just ate a ___ blank ___ cracker, it was delicious, have ya’ll tried them?!’
- Don’t abuse the post button. Sharing is caring but it’s murder when you post photos & videos every 2.5 seconds.
- Quit spamming our timelines!
*snickers* evil lil bastids….
[/end rant]
You can’t see it by looking at the dates on the front page, but Comotized has been updated quite a few times recently.
Most of the updates were small edits such as code edits and spell checking but some are a tad bit more obvious with content moving from the linkware pages to the freebies pages.
Website icons are now direct downloadable again. It appears people have no idea what emailing is *cough*lazyasses*cough*.
A set of wordpress themes and color swatches have mysteriously landed on page 2 of said freebies section and vector illustrations have been squished and tidied up so you don’t have to scroll forever and a day to view them all. Just load the page & click, sooo much easier and they still save the same way so don’t worry about the squishy thumbnail appearance.
I’ve also started working on my quilting bee quilt so I can rejoin the bee but it appears the I’m myquilt admin retarded. The design is done but I have a ways to go before I can officially rejoin… Click the tiny bee in the footer to view the new design, it’s total bee*ownage baby!
I think those are all the updates that are ‘seeable’ but I piddle around so much I can’t be 100% sure. I can tell you that there are a few new illustrations to view and use such as happy cigarettes, hobo spiders, female monkeys and whatnot.. random stuff as per usual.
Next on my list is fixing up the blank buttons and blank banners. After that I have no idea what I’ll be fixing or creating but I’m sure I’ll get into something.
An easy to make, healthy, high in calcium, great for the taste buds recipe for skillet cooked white beans, spinach and tomatoes over linguine noodles.
Number of Servings: 6
Ingredients:
- 2 tsp olive oil
- 1 Tablespoon minced garlic
- 2 cans diced tomatoes with basil, garlic and oregano (do not drain)
» I use tomato paste because I hate diced tomatoes so don’t be afraid to alternate with the type of tomato product you like best!
- 1 can any white beans (I use Great Northern or Navy usually)
- 1 package fresh spinach
- 6 cups cooked linguine
- 6 Tablespoons Romano or Parmesan cheese (grated)
Directions:
- 1. Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet.
- 2. In a separate pan start boiling water for linguine and get linguine cooked while you continue.
- 3. Add garlic, saute for a minute or so.
- 4. Add tomatoes and beans and bring to a boil.
- 5. Cover with spinach, top with lid, reduce heat to low and simmer about 10 minutes. Stir occasionally.
- 6. Spoon tomato/beans/spinach mixture over linguine and sprinkle with cheese.
This makes 6 servings of 1 cup of pasta, 1 cup of sauce and 1 tablespoon of cheese.
I, like so many others, was vastly overjoyed when I saw a nice jump in my feedburner subscriber count.
Sadly, it appears that these new subscribers are really just people who’ve followed us on friendfeed.
While I don’t discredit their subscription on friendfeed (every person counts!) it really isn’t valid to place them into our feedburner count as these people didn’t click an RSS button on our site/s to sign on for our feeds.
Not to mention friendfeed is more of a social network than anything and most users return follow anyone who follows them… I know I’m guilty of doing that so have no doubts that others do as well.
Hopefully google fixes this issue soon because it really is an issue.
I want to know how many people sign up for my RSS feed; not how many people sign up for my RSS feed AND how many people follow me on friendfriend mashed into a group pile.
I like my statistics simple, please revert and give me my correct numbers again. *shakes fist*
