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Daniel and I were listening to some old songs I stuck into my ipod earlier when he started caterwauling along to one I was trying to enjoy.

I let him get through a few sentences before I looked at him and screamed:

“If you’re gonna sing quit acting so fucking stupid, you’re fucking up my song!”

I didn’t know the poor lil guy was actually trying his best to sing along with the song. I honestly thought he was being a goofball (as per usual) until he got a shocked look on his face and responded with:

“I wasn’t acting stupid! I was really trying to sing it!”

The only thing I could think to respond with was:

“Oh… Oops… My bad!”

Thankfully Daniel is a true goofball so we both busted out laughing and started laughing even harder when the words:

“I was really sorry for about 2.5 seconds. If it wasn’t so funny I’d probably feel bad.”

Daniel‘s normal response in situations like this:

“I know right?!”

*insert more laughter with him trying his damndest not to sing again*

I’ve been working double time trying to find all the old links from my blogroll but I still haven’t been able to find them all.

Google can only help so much.

Some previous blogroll links have been returned to their rightful place but some of them I just can’t seem to find, though I have found a lot of new and interesting blogs to add into the mix these past few days so I’m happy about that but I’m really hoping to find all of my old blogging buddies.

If your link was on the list and it isn’t now please shoot an email to kawaii.chai@gmail.com and let me know. Don’t remove me simply because your link isn’t where it used to be. I lost all of my content during the host switch, that includes links so please keep that in mind.

I’m also looking for new and interesting blogs to stick into my list so if you’d like your link to appear in my blogroll leave a comment on this post and I’ll check you out.

Link exchanges are also open for personal sites, just sent me an email for exchanging and we’ll take it from there.

All of us are burdened with our own personal pet peeves, and the internet is no exception.

With more than a gazillion (I’m guessing, I’m not a mathematician) websites floating around the interwebs there’s a countless number of small things that can turn us away from a website, piss us off or otherwise annoy the shit out of us.

Internet peeves are known as ‘net peeves‘ and you can find my list of personal peeves below.

Chances are if you’re partaking in one or more of the following list items I’m either avoiding your site like the black plague has been reborn or only visiting when I need to leave a comment then hastily back tailing.

Melissa’s personal list of net peeves

The list below is my personal top 10 net peeves list though the list isn’t in any particular order.

• mini layouts

  » Your monitor is big for a reason, make use of it and stop blinding us with all of your un-needed white space. All you’re doing is squishing your sites content which suggests to me that it really isn’t as important as you claim it to be.

• minuscule font sizes

  » Not everyone has your resolution or your 20/20 vision. If I can’t read it, it’s worthless information.

• clashing colors

  » owning a website does not give you a license to ruin my eye-sight.

• bad site navigation

  » Numbering your site’s navigation or giving it names that only make sense to you is the best way to help your visitors get lost. Literally.

• splash pages

  » Unless your site has a system requirement list (flash, special fonts, things a visitor needs to view your site) a splash page is useless and a waste of time. No, affiliate buttons, vote buttons and no stealing! tags do not count as site requirements.

• auto playing background music

  » Not everyone has the same taste in music and a wide majority of web surfers listen to music during their surfing time, putting auto play music on your site not only slows down page load time but it kills the ears of headphone wearers and if the user doesn’t dig your song it’s red ‘x’ time. Always tag your player with the song title and artist name and leave it up to your visitors to push the play button.

• regurgitated content

  » Copying and pasting javascript snippets, quiz results and other content is not ‘cool‘ it’s useless and annoying and it certainly won’t keep your visitors returning for more. Content is only as good as the effort put forth in creating said content. Want more return visitors? Post your own content and stop copyright infringing left, right and center.

• image overload

  » This slows down page load time immensely and is sheer hell to dial up users not to mention it makes your site look cluttered, tacky and as if a 3 month old chimpanzee was set loose with a collage project in mind. This includes slicing layout images, too many slices and your page will load slower than it did before you used the knife.

• ad takeover

  » contextual, banner and other forms of advertisements are okay but only in moderation. Too many and your site looks bad on top of making you look like a money grubber. Also in this area is the pop-up and pop-under adverts, steer clear of these at all costs!

• l33t sp34k

  » Either type in your proper language with proper letters and capitalization or shut the fuck up. It strains the eyes, it’s hard to decipher, it’s ugly and it’s just plain stupid.

• Bonus

  unresponsive webmasters

  » Unless you’re on vacation, having server/host trouble or are otherwise unable to check on your website you should always return email and comments from your visitors. If they can take the time to contact you or leave feedback on your site you can damn well take the time to acknowledge them. Visitors are what make your site the least you can do is show a little appreciation. Ignoring spam and otherwise pointless/irrelevant messages is fine but if it’s a valid comment or email they deserve at least two minutes of your time.

1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat – use the sink.

4. For high blood pressure cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.