Just wanted you guys to know I’m still alive and kicking. Things aren’t that great around here and I’ve been avoiding my blog and forum lest I spread the sour mood I’m in to my readers and friends.

I’m also having connection issues which prevents me from doing much online at all. It has nothing to do with aol (surprising no?) this time, our phone is all shades of whacked out lately. During the day it works fine but during the night and early morning hours it has issues clear up the wazoo.

You cut it on and hear a dial tone but before you get the chance to press so much as a single digit it clicks and goes silent.. then it works for five minutes and repeats the process. It’s super annoying!

The main thing messing up my mood is the fact that my good-for-nothing, alcoholic, drug addicted, lazy, rude, mooching, gets on my last damned nerve, brother has been staying with us for the past month or so.

I won’t go into a lot of detail about what he’s been doing lately as it’ll start me on a 10,000 page rant about me wanting to pick up a cast-iron skillet and slamming it into his face.

On the plus side I managed to find a cute lip stud at walmart, a giant grateful dead bear at the salvation army for $3.99, got a new kitten and my fishies tail is growing back out.

Other than that.. it’s all bad.. and stressful. My acid is back in full gear, I get little to no sleep, I’m burning alive because I have to keep my bedroom door shut at night, I keep stubbing my toes because I can’t turn on a fucking light, I’m in non-stop clean mode because people are dirty bastards, there’s little to nothing in the refrigerator because people are wasteful pigs.. my list goes on for years.

Needless to say I’m in dire need of a quiet place, bag of ice, cast-iron skillet, gaviscon and a side-order of sanity.

Happy pills and tranquilizer darts would be nice as well.

Donations of the above list will be accepted with gratitude and if you really love me, one of you will take a long nap and stand in front of an air conditioner for me :P